TORNADO!!

There’s a fucking tornado warning up!!!!

TORNADO WARNING
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TAUNTON MA
239 PM EDT THU AUG 7 2008

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN TAUNTON HAS ISSUED A

* TORNADO WARNING FOR…
WEST CENTRAL WORCESTER COUNTY IN CENTRAL MASSACHUSETTS…
SOUTHEASTERN FRANKLIN COUNTY IN WESTERN MASSACHUSETTS…
CENTRAL HAMPSHIRE COUNTY IN WESTERN MASSACHUSETTS…
THIS INCLUDES THE CITY OF AMHERST…

* UNTIL 330 PM EDT

* AT 236 PM EDT…TRAINED WEATHER SPOTTERS REPORTED A FUNNEL CLOUD
NEAR NEW SALEM…OR 11 MILES NORTHEAST OF AMHERST…MOVING EAST AT
10 MPH.

* THE TORNADO WILL BE NEAR…
NEW SALEM BY 250 PM EDT…
PETERSHAM AND 6 MILES SOUTHWEST OF PHILLIPSTON BY 330 PM EDT…

If I don’t get another chance, goodbye, everyone, it’s been great knowing you! 8-(