{"id":917,"date":"2010-04-28T21:11:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-28T21:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/?p=917"},"modified":"2010-04-28T21:11:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-28T21:11:00","slug":"retrogrades-and-returns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/?p=917","title":{"rendered":"Retrogrades and returns&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the Full Moon (12:18 p.m. UTC) and the inferior conjunction of Sun and retrograde Mercury (4:44 p.m. UTC) and today is definitely following a pattern. Have I mentioned lately that I hate retrograde Mercury?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been printing bound books with Lightning Source (LSI) since 2007. I&#8217;ve always set wholesale terms to industry standard, because the main reason I print with LSI is for bookstore and library sales. I make [lots] more money (and sales, period) with other types of sales, but LSI gets me into Ingram and Baker &#038; Taylor. So I set a 55% wholesale discount, returnable, which cuts my profit margin to the bone, but I want books to be available in bookstores and this is the only way to do it at the moment. Up to now, I have never had a returned book with LSI&#8211;that&#8217;s one advantage of using the costlier-per-unit digital printing (I <i>refuse<\/i> to call it &#8220;POD&#8221; or &#8220;print on demand&#8221; and you shouldn&#8217;t, either. &#8220;Print quantity needed&#8221; or PQN is much more accurate). It minimizes returns because customers order only what they need.<\/p>\n<p>Well, today I finally got some returns&#8211;and I&#8217;ve really taken a whack with them, because LSI charges me a return fee as well as debiting my account for the cost of the books. *grump* Getting a whole bunch all together like that suggests they&#8217;re all from one customer, and I have no idea who, or whether I can get that information from LSI. I know I&#8217;ve gotten spoiled, but I am definitely not a happy camper. LSI sends me the books (that&#8217;s what the fee is for), so I can recoup the cost selling them at a discount myself. In fact, if I can sell them direct, even at &#8220;used&#8221; prices, I&#8217;ll make a substantially higher profit than selling them wholesale through LSI (and I&#8217;ll pay my authors royalties on that, since it counts as net, being the books&#8217; first sale). But that&#8217;s an &#8220;if&#8221; at the moment. I have no idea what shape the books will be in when they get here.<\/p>\n<p>Kindle sales of <a href=\"http:\/\/bylightunseenmedia.com\/mt.htm\"><i>Mortal Touch<\/i><\/a> are continuing to rise, but I had another Kindle refund: this time for <a href=\"http:\/\/bylightunseenmedia.com\/redoak.htm\"><i>Gideon Redoak<\/i><\/a>, and I have no idea why. Maybe I should check the formating of all those Kindle books, again. *sigh* But maybe the customer just couldn&#8217;t get through the torture scenes. \ud83d\ude41 By the way: you may have seen it repeated, in all the discussion about the &#8220;ebook revolution,&#8221; that ebooks are better for publishers because they can&#8217;t be returned or refunded by customers. Not necessarily so!!! Amazon can and does refund Kindle editions and the publisher gets docked for the royalty. I don&#8217;t know what Apple&#8217;s policy is.<\/p>\n<p>I shipped the Copyright Office the copies of <i>Gideon Redoak<\/i> they needed, and I sent the author comp copies of <a href=\"http:\/\/bylightunseenmedia.com\/kn.htm\"><i>Krymsin Nocturnes<\/i><\/a>. I&#8217;ve been at Staples (also the UPS dropoff) three days in a row! I&#8217;ve sent some review copies out, too.<\/p>\n<p>Amazon finally added the cover image and Search Inside This Book feature to <i>Krymsin Nocturnes&#8217;<\/i> paperback edition detail page. What I&#8217;m slightly more excited about is that Amazon has already picked up <a href=\"http:\/\/bylightunseenmedia.com\/tltf.htm\"><i>The Longer the Fall<\/i><\/a> from Bowker\/Books In Print and set up its <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Longer-Fall-Inanna-Arthen\/dp\/0979302897\/\">skeleton detail page<\/a>. I think that&#8217;s the earliest that I&#8217;ve spotted one of BLUM&#8217;s titles on Amazon! Powell&#8217;s Books has realized that <i>Krymsin Nocturnes<\/i> exists and now lists it, I&#8217;m still waiting for Borders and the Barnes &#038; Noble ebook store to pick it up. Still absolute zippo from the <strike>Sony Reader Store<\/strike> Losers-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named-Until-They-List-BLUM&#8217;s-Books. :-p<\/p>\n<p>Sunday&#8217;s church service went well, although we had low attendance. For the Beltane &#8220;sacrament&#8221; which I blessed and gave out during the service, I made little May Baskets. I got miniature baskets at Michael&#8217;s and put silk rosebuds in them along with hand-molded chocolates I made myself. There were about half a dozen baskets left over and I took them to the Pepperell library yesterday and gave them to the staff. I didn&#8217;t even realize until last night that I forgot to keep one for myself! I gave them all away!<\/p>\n<p>I started the week having a wrestling match with my new printer. Its original installation disk didn&#8217;t work with Windows 7, IIRC, but Windows 7 automatically detected and installed the printer. Then I set up the wireless server as a virtual printer port, which was a completely separate process. Up to now, everything was working fine, but I hadn&#8217;t made a lot of demands on the printer.<\/p>\n<p>On Sunday night, I was preparing stacks of cartons of books to send out to Brodart and other places, and the printer started being wonky. It wouldn&#8217;t print at all; or it printed several copies of, say, a review packet and then just stopped halfway through a page. It wouldn&#8217;t print PDFs from Adobe Reader and that was a real problem because both UPS and the USPS generate their online mailing labels using Adobe Reader. I couldn&#8217;t print out mailing labels if Adobe Reader wouldn&#8217;t print&#8211;and I print PDFs for other reasons, too. I&#8217;m a slave to Adobe. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p>So the second thing I did on Monday as soon as I got up was drive to Staples to buy ink cartridges, because three of them showed as empty or nearly so on the status window and I thought that might be the problem. And indeed it may have been a contributing factor, but replacing them didn&#8217;t solve all the issues, including with Adobe Reader. I then theorized that the printer&#8217;s driver might have gotten corrupted, maybe by something related to that nonsense with McAfee&#8217;s defective update (have I mentioned lately that I <i>hate<\/i> McAfee? It came with the computer, though, and I haven&#8217;t gotten around to changing it). So I downloaded the full driver and utility package specifically for Windows 7 64-bit from HP&#8217;s website and installed it, and threw in a diagnostic utility as well. That seems to have solved the issues, at least, Adobe Reader now prints and so does everything else. So far. And I now have lots of spare ink cartridges. *wry smile* I ended up getting all the book orders out by 5:00 p.m. Monday, but I had to drive to Nashua twice in one day to do it. I just made UPS&#8217;s pickup by about 10 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>The <i>first<\/i> thing I did on Monday was call Dad. I got up to hang-ups on the machine, and when I Googled the number, it came up as Emerson Hospital! 8-( Normally Dad wouldn&#8217;t be at Emerson, but you never know where he might have been when there was some emergency. I was sure a nurse or someone would have left a message to call, but maybe my machine wanked out. I called the number and got a fax (or modem) tone (although my machine should have taken a fax. Then I&#8217;d have gotten some stranger&#8217;s medical records, probably!). I called Dad at home, and he was fine and we spent 20 minutes discussing the NFL draft&#8211;which I&#8217;d have been more interested in discussing had I not been so fidgety to get to Staples and get my printer working, now that I knew Dad was okay. Sheesh.<\/p>\n<p>I did Full Moon ritual last night, and tomorrow morning around 4:00 a.m. I&#8217;ll be dropping my car off at the dealership for maintenance and a state inspection sticker&#8211;before it expires for a change! I&#8217;m <i>awful<\/i> with getting the car inspected and I don&#8217;t get caught because the windshield wiper hides the sticker&#8211;and walking home just ahead of the dawn. With luck, there won&#8217;t be any expensive surprises and I can walk down and get the car tomorrow afternoon. It&#8217;s cold and rainy, but at least we haven&#8217;t had a foot of snow like northern Vermont! Hard to believe it&#8217;s forecast to be in the 80s this weekend.<\/p>\n<p>I voted on Monday in what must have been Pepperell&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lowellsun.com\/ci_14966429\">liveliest town election<\/a> in decades. Our Town Clerk, an elected position, is retiring and there was a stampede for her job: seven candidates ran for the post! I voted for the sole man on the ballot, because he&#8217;s a freelance writer and the webmaster for the town website (which just won an award). Yes, I am guilty of voting for people like me, so sue me! I guess I&#8217;m not the only one because he won by a landslide. Yay. \ud83d\ude42 Alas, I also went to the polls hoping to vote <i>out<\/i> an incumbent School Committee member and he barely managed to keep his seat, to my disappointment. I think the candidate who came in 13 votes behind him is going to try for a recount. It was a three-way race or she&#8217;d have won for sure. It&#8217;s too bad, because the town\/gown tension between Pepperell, the school district and our current Superintendent of schools is reaching the red zone. Annual Town Meeting starts next Monday and I bet we&#8217;re going to have another marathon this year. They aren&#8217;t threatening to close the library but they are cutting the library&#8217;s budget, and I&#8217;m hearing noises that the cut is going to be challenged on Town Meeting floor. Ah, democracy&#8230;!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the Full Moon (12:18 p.m. UTC) and the inferior conjunction of Sun and retrograde Mercury (4:44 p.m. UTC) and today is definitely following a pattern. Have I mentioned lately that I hate retrograde Mercury? 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