{"id":849,"date":"2010-01-07T20:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-07T20:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/?p=849"},"modified":"2010-01-07T20:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-07T20:02:00","slug":"well-that-was-a-bracing-way-to-start-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/?p=849","title":{"rendered":"Well, that was a bracing way to start the day&#8230;!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing like having had a bad night, and then getting up to a message on my answering machine from the Heart Station at U\/Mass Medical in Worcester asking me to call them at my earliest convenience&#8211;that&#8217;s it, no further details. The best thing I can say is that it&#8217;s times like these that I&#8217;m thankful that -I- don&#8217;t have heart trouble!<\/p>\n<p>I called. It wasn&#8217;t an emergency, but they were concerned because they couldn&#8217;t reach my dad. They said that they&#8217;d heard that dad&#8217;s defibrillator had been &#8220;shocking,&#8221; his doctors down there wanted to see him, in fact had scheduled him for an appointment that afternoon, and they&#8217;d left several messages at dad&#8217;s house and he hadn&#8217;t called back.<\/p>\n<p>This was not automatically panic-inducing: dad has rehab on Tuesday and Thursday mornings, he&#8217;s awful about checking his home answering machine and the Heart Station didn&#8217;t have his cell phone number. Someone also told the nurse, while we were talking, that dad had picked up his prescriptions that morning (they obviously have a record of that via their networks). So I gave the nurse the cell phone number, but of <em>course,<\/em> since I&#8217;d just gotten up, the computer was booting up and I had to open Outlook to get the number from the Contacts list, and Outlook took <em>forever<\/em> to open and let me get to my Contacts.<\/p>\n<p>As soon as that call was complete, I called dad at home and he answered. He started to tell me this long shaggy story, prefaced, as always, with, &#8220;you know that&#8230;&#8221; No, dad, I <em>don&#8217;t<\/em> know because <em>you never call me!!!<\/em> He probably talked to Jill at some point and told her, but I don&#8217;t have a clue! But the gist of the story is this: dad was kept awake on Monday night by his defibrillator&#8211;or so he assumes&#8211;making a very odd &#8220;buzzing&#8221; or vibrating sensation every 2-1\/2 minutes. It wasn&#8217;t making a &#8220;shock&#8221; indicating a problem with his heart (he said that was a miscommunication&#8211;retrograde Mercury, grrf). Since then, he&#8217;d talked to his doctors up here and the manufacturers of the device and everyone was baffled. Even the manufacturer said they&#8217;d never heard of anything like that happening. The defibrillator has some kind of remote service whereby dad can connect it and send read-outs over the phone, too. The &#8220;buzzing&#8221; sensation never recurred.<\/p>\n<p>Dad said he&#8217;d gone to rehab Tuesday and today and he felt fine&#8211;in fact, he said he felt really good today, it was one of his best days in a long time. He was not happy to hear that the Heart Station wanted him to drive all the way down there this afternoon.<\/p>\n<p>He called them and called me back and said that he was going down for a 2:45 p.m. appointment and they were going to run a lot of tests. If, in the worst case scenario, they decided to swap out his device for a new one, he&#8217;d have to stay overnight, but it&#8217;s a simple procedure. He&#8217;s already gotten &#8220;upgraded&#8221; once since he initially got the defibrillator implanted, I&#8217;m pretty sure. He insisted that he didn&#8217;t need a ride and he&#8217;d call me if he had to stay for the night at U\/Mass Medical.<\/p>\n<p>So, I spent the afternoon waiting for news about that and finally called dad&#8217;s house at 6:00 p.m. (Saying that he&#8217;ll call me if he has to stay in Worcester does <em>not,<\/em> with dad, mean he&#8217;ll call me either way!) He was home&#8211;I woke him up from a nap&#8211;and said that they had run all their tests and hadn&#8217;t found a single thing wrong. The phenomenon remains unexplained (unless it&#8217;s somehow linked to the extremely discouraging developments the day before with the New England Patriots, and that&#8217;s not outside the realm of possibility!). Dad said he was &#8220;dead tired&#8221; from the long drive and the tests so I kept the call short&#8211;I was just glad that he was safely home.<\/p>\n<p>This has been a very <em>weird<\/em> week&#8211;I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s going on. I&#8217;ve been having trouble with my DSL connection for the first time in months, and my digital kitchen scale has conked out. This computer hasn&#8217;t been behaving itself. The cats have been absolutely <em>berserk<\/em>, fighting and rampaging around the house, I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s gotten into them. I&#8217;ve been very out of sorts, and yesterday I got onto this eating binge and couldn&#8217;t stop. I literally ate myself sick, that&#8217;s why I had a bad night, my tummy was all unsettled. I don&#8217;t even have a roll of Tums in the house because I&#8217;m just <em>never<\/em> sick (my medicine cabinet has two bottles in it: acetaminophen and Benadryl). And in fact I wasn&#8217;t that sick last night, just restless and uncomfortable enough to sleep badly. As a result, I&#8217;m &#8220;dead tired&#8221; today, too, and I&#8217;d be dragging even without dad stress. \ud83d\ude41 I need to perk up, though, because I still have workout tonight!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nothing like having had a bad night, and then getting up to a message on my answering machine from the Heart Station at U\/Mass Medical in Worcester asking me to call them at my earliest convenience&#8211;that&#8217;s it, no further details. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/?p=849\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/849"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=849"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/849\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}