{"id":508,"date":"2009-01-04T19:55:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-04T19:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/?p=508"},"modified":"2009-01-04T19:55:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-04T19:55:00","slug":"grump-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/?p=508","title":{"rendered":"*grump*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s always <em>something!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Giles knocked an entire glass of tea right onto my laptop keyboard. Ker-splash&#8211;tea everywhere. Most of it did not hit the computer, I know, because I was mopping it off the table and floor. But the computer keyboard got a good solid dunking.<\/p>\n<p>I instantly jumped to my feet and flipped the computer over. Amazingly enough, it seemed to be okay. But when I mopped it off externally, two of the rows of keys were combining signals. I shut the computer down, removed the battery, removed the keyboard, gently dried anything that was visibly wet with tea and set everything to air-dry in the kitchen. I&#8217;m keeping my fingers crossed that there won&#8217;t be any damage&#8211;I&#8217;ve gotten liquid in keyboards before and dried them out okay. The keyboard has a tight plastic backing and sits on a metal sheet, and it doesn&#8217;t appear that any liquid got further than the metal&#8211;and very little got under the keyboard.<\/p>\n<p>Stupid cat. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m glad that I&#8217;m addicted to plain cold black tea and not soda or coffee with sugar or anything else that would be a hell of a lot harder to mop up. I don&#8217;t want to replace the stupid keyboard <em>again!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m typing this on the netbook, but I didn&#8217;t get a chance to back up <em>today&#8217;s<\/em> work, and I was in the middle of a book review. Arrrrgggh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s always something! Giles knocked an entire glass of tea right onto my laptop keyboard. Ker-splash&#8211;tea everywhere. Most of it did not hit the computer, I know, because I was mopping it off the table and floor. But the computer &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/?p=508\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=508"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}