{"id":447,"date":"2008-10-01T14:56:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-01T14:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/?p=447"},"modified":"2008-10-01T14:56:00","modified_gmt":"2008-10-01T14:56:00","slug":"and-another-reason","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/?p=447","title":{"rendered":"And another reason…"},"content":{"rendered":"

…why I can’t get stuff done!<\/p>\n

When I was reviewing The Home Office From Hell Cure<\/em>, I realized that the author should add to his amusing list, “if you’re always pulling cat fur out of the USB port, you have a Home Office From Hell!”<\/p>\n

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This is Vincent’s favorite spot a good deal of the time. Now, if he would just sleep by the computer, it would be rather cute. Annoying, but cute. But no, of course not–he snuggles up to the computer, tries to snooch up onto the keyboard (it’s warm), rubs his head against the computer and my hand, and wants to pillow his head on my arm while I type. I keep shoving him over a few inches and he sprawls right back. Vincent’s ability to sprawl defies the laws of Newtonian physics, and his fur sprawls several inches further than he can.<\/p>\n

I need a bigger table, that’s all there is to it. A MUCH bigger table. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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