{"id":391,"date":"2008-05-11T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-11T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/?p=391"},"modified":"2008-05-11T15:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-11T15:00:00","slug":"not-the-results-weve-been-told-to-expect","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/?p=391","title":{"rendered":"Not the results we&#8217;ve been told to expect!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know all those SUV drivers who insist they drive SUVs because they&#8217;re &#8220;safer?&#8221; The people who imagine that if they were in a compact car, they&#8217;d be toast in an accident? (Especially an accident with an SUV. *wry look*)<\/p>\n<p>This one&#8217;s for them:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www1.whdh.com\/news\/articles\/local\/BO78224\/\" target=\"_blank\">Two killed when SUV rolls over on top of Volkswagen<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Note that the SUV <i>landed on top of<\/i> the Volkswagen and <i>demolished it.<\/i> Note the results:<\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;The male driver and female passenger of the SUV were declared dead at the scene. A male passenger was seriously injured.<br \/>\nThe female driver of the Volkswagen received minor injuries.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Further comment would be superfluous.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know all those SUV drivers who insist they drive SUVs because they&#8217;re &#8220;safer?&#8221; The people who imagine that if they were in a compact car, they&#8217;d be toast in an accident? (Especially an accident with an SUV. *wry look*) &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/?p=391\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=391"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/391\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}