{"id":253,"date":"2007-07-14T15:12:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-14T15:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/?p=253"},"modified":"2007-07-14T15:12:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-14T15:12:00","slug":"spam-header-to-beat-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/?p=253","title":{"rendered":"Spam header to beat all&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=left>\n<!--more under cut for possibly offensive content (genitalia)--><\/p>\n<p>I swore I wasn&#8217;t going to post any more spam headings, but this one stopped me in my tracks this morning&#8211;and not because it was one of those weird random generator ones. The actual <i>message<\/i> left me breathless! Exact quote of actual header:<\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;When you reach the growth size that you want to achieve, you no longer need to take MegaDik&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>&#8220;MegaDik?????!&#8221;<\/b><\/p>\n<p>The really sad thing is that people actually <u>buy<\/u> these products. There are men who actually believe they might, possibly, work! Guys: save your money. Just tie a nice heavy rock to the end of your penis, and let it hang there, 24\/7! I <u>guarantee<\/u>, that will work! (I can&#8217;t speak for the effect on long-term functionality, but your penis <u>will<\/u> be longer&#8211;at least a little, if you leave the rock on long enough.) It will certainly be more effective than any of these snake-oil scams!<\/p>\n<p>Sheesh!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/253"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=253"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/253\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}