{"id":196,"date":"2007-04-06T17:10:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-06T17:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/?p=196"},"modified":"2007-04-06T17:10:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-06T17:10:00","slug":"scream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/?p=196","title":{"rendered":"**scream**"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=left>\n<!--more the other shoe drops (two down, three to go...)--><\/p>\n<p>So, I realized I had 23 minutes to get to the post office, because I didn&#8217;t get out this afternoon due to the unexpected complications with Lulu. Just about as I was pulling out of the driveway, <i><b>it hit me&#8230;<\/b><\/i>:<\/p>\n<p><b>OH MY GODS, THE BOOK IS AT THE PRINTER!!!!!!!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been editing for THREE SOLID MONTHS!!!!<br \/>I&#8217;ve been typesetting for TWO WEEKS!<br \/>I&#8217;ve been proofreading for TWO SOLID DAYS!!!<\/p>\n<p>AND IT&#8217;S AT THE PRINTER!!!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not ready for this! I can&#8217;t do this! What the fuck do I think I&#8217;m doing? Am I out of my fucking mind???? Help!!!!<\/p>\n<p>I guess that&#8217;s not going to make the best ad copy in the world, huh? Next job: cover letters, for the reviewers and people I&#8217;m asking for blurbs AM I INSANE?????<\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;ll go do my cycling now&#8230;*sniff*<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=196"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}