{"id":194,"date":"2007-04-05T21:18:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-05T21:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/?p=194"},"modified":"2007-04-05T21:18:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-05T21:18:00","slug":"okay-ill-bite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/?p=194","title":{"rendered":"Okay, I&#8217;ll bite&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align=left>\n<p>I just finished proofreading, so I&#8217;m taking a short break before I start entering in the changes&#8230;(gakked from <a href=\"http:\/\/annef.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">annef<\/a>)<br \/>\n<!--more one word meme--><\/p>\n<p>You.<br \/>\nCan.<br \/>\nOnly.<br \/>\nType.<br \/>\nOne.<br \/>\nWord.<\/p>\n<p>Not as easy as you might think.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#FF0000\">1. Where is your cell phone?<\/font> Knapsack.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">2. Describe your boyfriend\/girlfriend\/husband\/wife\/lover?<\/font> Estranged.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">3. Your hair?<\/font> Graying.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">4. Your mother?<\/font> Deceased.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">5. Your father?<\/font> Preoccupied.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">6. Your favourite item?<\/font> Electronic.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">7. Your dream last night?<\/font> Unremembered.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">8. Your favourite drink?<\/font> Astringent.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">9. Your dream car?<\/font> Magical.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">10. The room you are in?<\/font> Disgraceful.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">11. Your ex?<\/font> Missed.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">12. Your fear?<\/font> Celibacy.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">13. What do you want to be in 10 years?<\/font> Maine.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">14. Who did you hang out with last night?<\/font> Microsoft.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">15. What you&#8217;re not?<\/font> Relaxed.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">19. The last thing you did?<\/font> Dishes.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">20. What are you wearing?<\/font> Cotton.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">21. Your favourite book?<\/font> Obscure.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">22. The last thing you ate?<\/font> Cookie.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">23. Your life?<\/font> Enviable.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">24. Your mood?<\/font> Exhausted.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">25. Your friends?<\/font> Remote.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">26. What are you thinking about right now?<\/font> Publishing.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">27. Your car?<\/font> Green.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">28. What are you doing at the moment?<\/font> Chilling.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">29. Your summer?<\/font> Working.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">30. Your relationship status?<\/font> Available.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">31. What is on your tv?<\/font> Nothing.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">32. When is the last time you laughed?<\/font> Today.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">33. Last time you cried?<\/font> Forgotten.<br \/>\n<font color=\"#FF0000\">34. School?<\/font> Overdose.\n<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just finished proofreading, so I&#8217;m taking a short break before I start entering in the changes&#8230;(gakked from annef)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=194"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vyrdolak.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}